Gabrielle, #3, called me into the bathroom to help her and then proceeded to say, "No, I'll do it." She took a large amount of toilet paper, wadded it up into a ball, and started to wipe her culi. She was wiping her backside for a while. Just before I offered to assist, she lets go of the toilet paper, turns around and says, "Look Mom, I have a bunny tail!" Sure enough, she had created a bunny tail out of her wadded up toilet paper.
A week later she comes into the kitchen with her pants down to her ankles, turns around and says, "Mommy! I have a horsey tail!" Toilet paper was wedged into her culi again, this time dangling down like a horse.
I can't make this stuff up!